hairy prodder - A person who gives you the worst kind of guilt, like a hairy

A person who gives you the worst kind of guilt, like a hairy stick in your ribs, poking you for no good reason.

My dad is a hairy prodder. He guilt-tripped me into cleaning my room by saying I was ‘a mess’.

My friend is a hairy prodder. She kept messaging me about her ex even though I told her to stop.

My dog is a hairy prodder. He barked at me for 10 minutes because I didn’t feed him.