hairy prodder
A person who acts like they’re the most important person in the world, and they poke you with a hairy stick just because they can.
My boss is a hairy prodder. He yelled at me for taking 10 minutes to make coffee.
My cousin is a hairy prodder. She called me during my exam to tell me she got a B.
My neighbor is a hairy prodder. He screamed at me for mowing my lawn on a Monday.