Hairy Plotter

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A person who’s thinking about getting rid of their pubic hair, but still has a full head of hair on their head.

I'm a hairy plotter. My legs are smooth, but my head looks like a raccoon.

I’m a hairy plotter. My pubes are wild, but my brain is still in the planning phase.

I’m a hairy plotter. I’ve got a plan, but it’s not coming out of my crotch.

Someone who's plotting to lose their pubic hair but hasn't gotten the razor yet.

I'm a hairy plotter. I've got a plan, but no tools.

I'm a hairy plotter. My plot is real, but my hair is still in charge.

I’m a hairy plotter. I’ve got the scheme, but no shave.

A person who’s got a plan, but it’s not in their pants.

I'm a hairy plotter. My plot’s in my head, not my crotch.

I'm a hairy plotter. I've got a strategy, but no trim.

I’m a hairy plotter. My plan is perfect, but my hair is still there.

A person who's got a plan to lose their pubic hair, but it's still growing like a weed.

I'm a hairy plotter. My plan is good, but my hair is a weed.

I'm a hairy plotter. I've got the idea, but my hair won't quit.

I’m a hairy plotter. My plot is coming, but my hair is still there.

A person who's got a plan to trim their hair, but it's still full of drama.

I'm a hairy plotter. My plot is in my head, and my hair is in my crotch.

I'm a hairy plotter. My plan is there, but my hair is still full of drama.

I’m a hairy plotter. I’ve got the plan, but my hair is still acting out.

A person who’s thinking about shaving, but their hair is still in the planning stage.

I'm a hairy plotter. My plot is in my head, and my hair is still in the planning.

I'm a hairy plotter. I’ve got the idea, but my hair is still thinking.

I’m a hairy plotter. My plot is there, but my hair is still in the early stages.