Hairy Plotter - A person who's got a plan to trim their hair, but it's still

A person who's got a plan to trim their hair, but it's still full of drama.

I'm a hairy plotter. My plot is in my head, and my hair is in my crotch.

I'm a hairy plotter. My plan is there, but my hair is still full of drama.

I’m a hairy plotter. I’ve got the plan, but my hair is still acting out.