Hairy Plotter - A person who's got a plan to lose their pubic hair, but it's

A person who's got a plan to lose their pubic hair, but it's still growing like a weed.

I'm a hairy plotter. My plan is good, but my hair is a weed.

I'm a hairy plotter. I've got the idea, but my hair won't quit.

I’m a hairy plotter. My plot is coming, but my hair is still there.