Hairy Mullet Minge

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A hairy mullet minge is when a woman has long straight pubes like a mullet but shaves the sides just enough to show some stubble. It’s a look, not a birthright, and mostly worn by hillbilly chicks who think they’re fancy.
My cousin's hairy mullet minge is so bad it looks like she tried to grow a beard and failed.
My girlfriend’s hairy mullet minge is the reason I got a tattoo of a bald eagle.
My mom’s hairy mullet minge is so big it could start a war.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hairy mullet minge is when you let your pubes grow long and straight but shave the sides just a little. It’s like a mullet, but down there. You can find it on any woman, but it’s mostly worn by rednecks who think they’re in a music video.
My neighbor’s hairy mullet minge is so bad it looks like she has a beard and a mustache.
My sister’s hairy mullet minge is so bad it could start a cult.
My aunt’s hairy mullet minge is so bad it could make a dog cry.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hairy mullet minge is when your pubes are long and straight, but you shaved the sides just a little. It’s a style, not a curse, and it’s mostly worn by American hillbillies who think they're in a music video.
My cousin’s hairy mullet minge is so bad it looks like she tried to grow a mullet and failed.
My girlfriend’s hairy mullet minge is so bad it could make a man weep.
My mom’s hairy mullet minge is so bad it could start a war.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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