Hairy Mullet Minge
A hairy mullet minge is when a woman has long straight pubes like a mullet but shaves the sides just enough to show some stubble. It’s a look, not a birthright, and mostly worn by hillbilly chicks who think they’re fancy.
My cousin's hairy mullet minge is so bad it looks like she tried to grow a beard and failed.
My girlfriend’s hairy mullet minge is the reason I got a tattoo of a bald eagle.
My mom’s hairy mullet minge is so big it could start a war.