Hairy Mullet Minge
A hairy mullet minge is when you let your pubes grow long and straight but shave the sides just a little. It’s like a mullet, but down there. You can find it on any woman, but it’s mostly worn by rednecks who think they’re in a music video.
My neighbor’s hairy mullet minge is so bad it looks like she has a beard and a mustache.
My sister’s hairy mullet minge is so bad it could start a cult.
My aunt’s hairy mullet minge is so bad it could make a dog cry.