Hairy Mullet Minge
A hairy mullet minge is when your pubes are long and straight, but you shaved the sides just a little. It’s a style, not a curse, and it’s mostly worn by American hillbillies who think they're in a music video.
My cousin’s hairy mullet minge is so bad it looks like she tried to grow a mullet and failed.
My girlfriend’s hairy mullet minge is so bad it could make a man weep.
My mom’s hairy mullet minge is so bad it could start a war.