hairy mexican

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A drink made by mixing tequila and whiskey, like a cheap drunk mexican with a beard and a bad attitude. It will punch your brain and make you cry like a baby.
I drank a hairy mexican and now I'm stuck in the bathroom praying to the god of hangovers.
My roommate made one and it tasted like regret and expired pizza.
I tried to be cool and ended up like a hairless mexican who got kicked out of the bar.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A drink made with tequila and whiskey, like a cheap mexican who smells like a trash can and has no idea what he’s doing. The worse the booze, the worse the mexican.
I drank a hairy mexican and my face looked like a raccoon that got run over.
My friend said it was a hairy mexican, and I believe him because my head is now on fire.
I tried to make one and it came out like a hairy mexican who got thrown out of a party.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A weird sex situation where two old ladies use their pubic hair to rub an old man’s face until he screams like a kid who lost his favorite toy.
My uncle said he had a hairy mexican with his aunt and her friend, and now he can't stop coughing.
My friend’s dad had a hairy mexican and now he's stuck in the shower with a towel over his head.
My cousin tried a hairy mexican and now he's running around the house like a chicken with no head.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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