hairy mexican
A drink made by mixing tequila and whiskey, like a cheap drunk mexican with a beard and a bad attitude. It will punch your brain and make you cry like a baby.
I drank a hairy mexican and now I'm stuck in the bathroom praying to the god of hangovers.
My roommate made one and it tasted like regret and expired pizza.
I tried to be cool and ended up like a hairless mexican who got kicked out of the bar.