hairy mexican
A drink made with tequila and whiskey, like a cheap mexican who smells like a trash can and has no idea what he’s doing. The worse the booze, the worse the mexican.
I drank a hairy mexican and my face looked like a raccoon that got run over.
My friend said it was a hairy mexican, and I believe him because my head is now on fire.
I tried to make one and it came out like a hairy mexican who got thrown out of a party.