hairy mexican
A weird sex situation where two old ladies use their pubic hair to rub an old man’s face until he screams like a kid who lost his favorite toy.
My uncle said he had a hairy mexican with his aunt and her friend, and now he can't stop coughing.
My friend’s dad had a hairy mexican and now he's stuck in the shower with a towel over his head.
My cousin tried a hairy mexican and now he's running around the house like a chicken with no head.