hairy hangover

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A hangover so bad it feels like your head was shaved with a rusty razor and your insides were microwaved by a f***ing demon.

I woke up with a hangover so bad I thought I’d been tortured by a squirrel with a chainsaw.

My head felt like it had been run over by a bus and my stomach was doing the Macarena.

I looked in the mirror and my face looked like it had been dipped in a vat of regret and ketchup.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you’re so f***ed up from drinking you need to drink again just to stop feeling like you’re going to puke your guts out and cry at the same time.

I drank so much last night I needed a drink just to stop crying and throwing up in my pants.

I woke up like I had been hit by a truck and my brain was screaming for a beer.

I was so hungover I tried to drink my feelings and it worked… for about five seconds.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

That flabby, hairy gut you have from years of drinking like a f***ing animal, and it hangs out like it’s mocking you every time you try to button your pants.

My gut looks like a wild beast that’s been living in my pants for years.

I have a beer gut so big it has its own ZIP code.

My stomach is so saggy it could be used as a hammock for three squirrels.

by Slangipedia 2d ago