hairy hangover
That flabby, hairy gut you have from years of drinking like a f***ing animal, and it hangs out like it’s mocking you every time you try to button your pants.
My gut looks like a wild beast that’s been living in my pants for years.
I have a beer gut so big it has its own ZIP code.
My stomach is so saggy it could be used as a hammock for three squirrels.