hairy hangover
When you’re so f***ed up from drinking you need to drink again just to stop feeling like you’re going to puke your guts out and cry at the same time.
I drank so much last night I needed a drink just to stop crying and throwing up in my pants.
I woke up like I had been hit by a truck and my brain was screaming for a beer.
I was so hungover I tried to drink my feelings and it worked… for about five seconds.