hairy hangover
A hangover so bad it feels like your head was shaved with a rusty razor and your insides were microwaved by a f***ing demon.
I woke up with a hangover so bad I thought I’d been tortured by a squirrel with a chainsaw.
My head felt like it had been run over by a bus and my stomach was doing the Macarena.
I looked in the mirror and my face looked like it had been dipped in a vat of regret and ketchup.