Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous)

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A Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous) is a total brain-dead moron who thinks the moon is made of cheese and asks a tombstone for directions because they’re too stupid to use a map.
I asked the grave for directions and got a middle finger.
He pulled the door open and cried like a baby because the sun was too bright.
He tried to eat a whole pizza and cried because it was too big.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous) is a walking disaster who thinks they’re the king of the world and will probably fall into a hole and never come back.
He tried to dance on a bridge and fell into the river.
He yelled at a vending machine and it broke.
He tried to eat a whole cake and then fell down the stairs.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous) is a human meatball who can’t tell the difference between a door and a wall and will probably end up in a ditch.
He tried to open a door and punched it like it was his enemy.
He sat on a wall and cried because it was too hard.
He tried to eat a whole sandwich and then fell over.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous) is a brain-dead giant who thinks they’re super cool and will probably be eaten by a bear.
He tried to fight a bear and got eaten.
He sat on a bench and cried because it was too small.
He tried to eat a whole pizza and then screamed at the sky.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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