Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous)
A Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous) is a human meatball who can’t tell the difference between a door and a wall and will probably end up in a ditch.
He tried to open a door and punched it like it was his enemy.
He sat on a wall and cried because it was too hard.
He tried to eat a whole sandwich and then fell over.