Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous)
A Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous) is a walking disaster who thinks they’re the king of the world and will probably fall into a hole and never come back.
He tried to dance on a bridge and fell into the river.
He yelled at a vending machine and it broke.
He tried to eat a whole cake and then fell down the stairs.