Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous)
A Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous) is a brain-dead giant who thinks they’re super cool and will probably be eaten by a bear.
He tried to fight a bear and got eaten.
He sat on a bench and cried because it was too small.
He tried to eat a whole pizza and then screamed at the sky.