Hairfish

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When a guy with a秃头 tries to fake a full head of hair using gunk, glue, and lies. It's like lying about your age, but for your head.
"I looked like a rockstar, until my hair fell off.", Jake, after a bad night out
"He looked like a raccoon with a bad perm.", Sarah, at the bar
"I used so much product, I could’ve started a glue factory.", Mark, on Instagram
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a guy with a receding hairline uses enough hair products to coat a cat. It's like trying to hide a crime with glitter and lies.
"My hair looked like a clown’s wig.", Chris, at the office party
"I used so much product, I could’ve painted a house.", Alex, on Twitter
"I looked like a hair salon exploded on my head.", Tom, in a DM
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a guy who’s going bald tries to trick everyone into thinking he’s still a hair god. It’s like lying about your job, but for your head.
"I looked like a used-up sock.", Dave, at the gym
"I used so much product, I could’ve been a hair stylist.", Ben, in a tweet
"I looked like a haunted wig.", Mike, in a DM
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a guy with a bald spot tries to cover it up with fake hair and a ton of lies. It’s like wearing a mask, but for your head and your dignity.
"I looked like a half-eaten donut.", Joe, on Facebook
"I used so much product, I could’ve been a glue salesman.", Paul, in a DM
"I looked like a hairless raccoon with a bad perm.", Sam, at the bar
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a guy with a bald spot tries to fake a full head of hair with glue, fibres, and a ton of lies. It’s like lying about your age, but for your hair.
"I looked like a hairless man in a hair salon.", Alex, in a tweet
"I used so much product, I could’ve started a hair business.", Mike, at the gym
"I looked like a half-cooked soup with a wig.", Tim, in a DM
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a guy with a receding hairline uses so much product, it looks like he’s trying to glue his head to the ceiling. It’s like trying to hide your baldness with glitter and lies.
"I looked like a hair explosion.", Chris, at the office
"I used so much product, I could’ve been a hair magician.", Sam, on Instagram
"I looked like a hairless man wearing a wig.", Ben, in a DM
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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