Hairfish
When a guy with a bald spot tries to fake a full head of hair with glue, fibres, and a ton of lies. It’s like lying about your age, but for your hair.
"I looked like a hairless man in a hair salon.", Alex, in a tweet
"I used so much product, I could’ve started a hair business.", Mike, at the gym
"I looked like a half-cooked soup with a wig.", Tim, in a DM