Hairfish
When a guy with a bald spot tries to cover it up with fake hair and a ton of lies. It’s like wearing a mask, but for your head and your dignity.
"I looked like a half-eaten donut.", Joe, on Facebook
"I used so much product, I could’ve been a glue salesman.", Paul, in a DM
"I looked like a hairless raccoon with a bad perm.", Sam, at the bar