Hairfish
When a guy with a receding hairline uses so much product, it looks like he’s trying to glue his head to the ceiling. It’s like trying to hide your baldness with glitter and lies.
"I looked like a hair explosion.", Chris, at the office
"I used so much product, I could’ve been a hair magician.", Sam, on Instagram
"I looked like a hairless man wearing a wig.", Ben, in a DM