Hair-tie desperation

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When you’re so desperate you’ll tie your hair with a shoelace, a sock, or even a half-eaten sandwich. You’re that low on hair ties and that high on chaos.
Used my mom’s bra strap as a hair tie. It worked… until I had to sit down.
Tried to use a pencil. It broke. My hair didn’t.
My dog’s leash is now my hair tie. My dog is confused.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You’re so desperate you’ll try to braid your hair with a piece of string and a curse. It’s not pretty, but it’s alive.
Used a piece of string from my backpack. It looked like a spiderweb. I didn’t care.
Tried to braid my hair with a piece of string and a curse. It worked… kind of.
I used my math teacher’s whiteboard marker as a hair tie. He was mad.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you’re so low on hair ties you’ll use a sock, a belt, or a really angry friend to hold your hair back. It’s like a war between your hair and your life.
My sock is now a hair tie. My sock is now cursed.
Used my belt as a hair tie. My pants fell down. It was worth it.
My friend tried to hold my hair back. He got tangled. We both lost.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You’re so desperate you’ll tie your hair with a piece of gum, a pencil, or a really bad decision. It’s messy, but it’s also kinda proud.
Used a piece of gum. It stuck to my hair and my face. It was glorious.
Tied my hair with a pencil. It broke. My hair won.
Used a really bad decision as a hair tie. My hair is still free. My life is not.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You’re so desperate you’ll use anything, like a shoelace, a spoon, or a really angry cat, to keep your hair out of your face. It’s messy, but it’s also kinda brave.
Used my cat’s shoelace. He was mad. My hair was happy.
Used a spoon. It broke. My hair stayed out. I was happy.
My cat tried to help. He got tangled. We all lost.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You’re so desperate you’ll try to braid your hair with a piece of string, a curse, and maybe a little hope. It might not work, but it’s definitely memorable.
Used a string, a curse, and a little hope. My hair was braided. My life was cursed.
Tried to braid my hair with a string and a curse. It worked. My hair was happy.
Used a piece of string, a curse, and a lot of hope. My hair was happy. My life was cursed.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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