Hair-tie desperation - You’re so desperate you’ll try to braid your hair with a pie

You’re so desperate you’ll try to braid your hair with a piece of string and a curse. It’s not pretty, but it’s alive.

Used a piece of string from my backpack. It looked like a spiderweb. I didn’t care.

Tried to braid my hair with a piece of string and a curse. It worked… kind of.

I used my math teacher’s whiteboard marker as a hair tie. He was mad.