Hair-tie desperation
You’re so desperate you’ll use anything, like a shoelace, a spoon, or a really angry cat, to keep your hair out of your face. It’s messy, but it’s also kinda brave.
Used my cat’s shoelace. He was mad. My hair was happy.
Used a spoon. It broke. My hair stayed out. I was happy.
My cat tried to help. He got tangled. We all lost.