Hair-tie desperation
You’re so desperate you’ll tie your hair with a piece of gum, a pencil, or a really bad decision. It’s messy, but it’s also kinda proud.
Used a piece of gum. It stuck to my hair and my face. It was glorious.
Tied my hair with a pencil. It broke. My hair won.
Used a really bad decision as a hair tie. My hair is still free. My life is not.