Hair Spray Junkies

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A person who chugs hairspray like it's the last drink at a bar. They don’t get high, they just turn their brains into ice cubes. It’s worse than dating a guy who thinks he’s cool because he wears a hat.
DM: 'I just blasted hairspray in my face and now I feel like a cyborg.'
Tweet: 'Hairspray is my oxygen. My brain is my sacrifice.'
Text: 'I’m not high. I’m just frozen. And I still look good.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who uses hairspray so much they think it’s a religion. It’s like smoking a cigarette but with more glitter and less dignity.
Text: 'I pray to hairspray every morning. It’s my only friend.'
Tweet: 'Hairspray is my holy water. My hair is my temple.'
DM: 'I don’t need a therapist. I just need more hairspray.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who sprays hairspray so fast they think they’re in a movie. They don’t get high. They just act like they do because they’re too proud to admit they’re a fool.
Tweet: 'I spray hairspray like it’s the final scene of a movie. I’m the hero.'
Text: 'I don’t get high. I just play like I do.'
DM: 'I spray hairspray so fast I think I’m in a Marvel movie.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who uses hairspray like it’s their last meal. They don’t get high, they just freeze their brains and pretend they’re a rockstar.
Text: 'I spray hairspray like it’s my last meal. I’m a rockstar.'
Tweet: 'Hairspray is my last meal. My brain is my sacrifice.'
DM: 'I don’t get high. I just freeze and feel cool.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who chugs hairspray like it’s a cocktail. They don’t get high, they just become a human ice cube with a bad attitude.
Tweet: 'Hairspray is my cocktail. My brain is my glass.'
Text: 'I chug hairspray like it’s a cocktail. I’m a human ice cube.'
DM: 'I don’t get high. I just turn into a popsicle with a bad attitude.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who uses hairspray like it’s their daily dose of magic. It doesn’t work. They just look cool and act like they’re in a movie.
Text: 'I use hairspray like it’s my magic potion. I’m in a movie.'
Tweet: 'Hairspray is my magic. I’m the wizard of cool.'
DM: 'I don’t get high. I just look cool and act like I’m in a movie.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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