Hair Spray Junkies
A person who sprays hairspray so fast they think they’re in a movie. They don’t get high. They just act like they do because they’re too proud to admit they’re a fool.
Tweet: 'I spray hairspray like it’s the final scene of a movie. I’m the hero.'
Text: 'I don’t get high. I just play like I do.'
DM: 'I spray hairspray so fast I think I’m in a Marvel movie.'