Hair Spray Junkies
A person who uses hairspray like it’s their last meal. They don’t get high, they just freeze their brains and pretend they’re a rockstar.
Text: 'I spray hairspray like it’s my last meal. I’m a rockstar.'
Tweet: 'Hairspray is my last meal. My brain is my sacrifice.'
DM: 'I don’t get high. I just freeze and feel cool.'