Hair Spray Junkies
A person who uses hairspray like it’s their daily dose of magic. It doesn’t work. They just look cool and act like they’re in a movie.
Text: 'I use hairspray like it’s my magic potion. I’m in a movie.'
Tweet: 'Hairspray is my magic. I’m the wizard of cool.'
DM: 'I don’t get high. I just look cool and act like I’m in a movie.'