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A girl dumps her hair on the bed and lets a guy bounce on it like it's a mattress. It's like giving a guy a free massage with your hair and your attitude.
My girlfriend laid her hair on my couch and let my cousin jerk off on it. It was like a hair salon and a prison combined.
She dropped her hair on the bed and let my brother hump it like it was a pillow. I almost cried.
My girl spread her hair on the floor and let my uncle hump it like it was a yoga mat. It was disgusting.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A girl takes her hair out of a ponytail and flails it in front of a guy like she’s trying to hypnotize him. It’s the beginning of a love story or a very awkward moment.
At the gym, my girl took out her ponytail and flipped her hair in my face. I was like, ‘What is this, a beauty pageant?’
My ex flipped her hair in front of my face like it was a commercial. I almost fell in love with her hair, not her.
My girl flipped her hair in front of my brother like it was a dare. He asked her out 10 minutes later.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You go to a barbershop and tell the guy to fix your hair, but he cuts it so bad it looks like a raccoon got into your head. You’re basically bald with a side of rage.
I went to a barber, told him to fix my hair, and he cut it so bad I look like a raccoon in a horror movie.
My cousin went to a barbershop and came out looking like a disheveled dog. He was screaming at the barber.
I got my hair cut so bad, I look like a raccoon got a degree in hair destruction.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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After a wild night of sex, your hair looks like it got run over by a train and then set on fire. It’s messy, sticky, and full of sweat and regret.
After my date last night, my hair looked like it had been through a war. I was a mess.
I came home from a wild night of sex, and my hair looked like a raccoon had a party in it.
After my first time having sex, my hair was like a tornado hit it. I looked like a hot mess.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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After sex, a girl’s hair looks like a wild animal escaped from a cage. Clips fall out, hair sticks out everywhere, and it’s basically a crime scene.
After my date, my hair looked like it was in a fight with a wild animal. It was a crime scene.
My girlfriend’s hair looked like it was attacked by a dog after we had sex. It was wild.
After sex, my hair looked like it had been dragged through a forest. It was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You pay for a nice haircut at a small salon, and the guy barely finished beauty school. Your hair looks like it was chopped by a toddler with a chainsaw.
I paid $50 for a haircut and got it chopped like a toddler hit it with a chainsaw.
My cousin paid for a fancy haircut and got it cut like a dog chewed it. It was a nightmare.
I got my hair cut at a tiny salon and it looked like a chainsaw had a party in my head.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Curly Haired Constipated Fuck is a guy from The Hunger Games who looks like he’s been stuck in a traffic jam and has a bad hair day. He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel bad about your own hair.
Curly Haired Constipated Fuck looks like he hasn’t showered in a week and his hair is a disaster.
He looks like he got stuck in a traffic jam and his hair got stuck in a blender.
He’s the guy who makes you feel like your hair is the worst thing about you.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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