hair fuck
You go to a barbershop and tell the guy to fix your hair, but he cuts it so bad it looks like a raccoon got into your head. You’re basically bald with a side of rage.
I went to a barber, told him to fix my hair, and he cut it so bad I look like a raccoon in a horror movie.
My cousin went to a barbershop and came out looking like a disheveled dog. He was screaming at the barber.
I got my hair cut so bad, I look like a raccoon got a degree in hair destruction.