hair fuck
Curly Haired Constipated Fuck is a guy from The Hunger Games who looks like he’s been stuck in a traffic jam and has a bad hair day. He’s the kind of guy who makes you feel bad about your own hair.
Curly Haired Constipated Fuck looks like he hasn’t showered in a week and his hair is a disaster.
He looks like he got stuck in a traffic jam and his hair got stuck in a blender.
He’s the guy who makes you feel like your hair is the worst thing about you.