hair fuck
You pay for a nice haircut at a small salon, and the guy barely finished beauty school. Your hair looks like it was chopped by a toddler with a chainsaw.
I paid $50 for a haircut and got it chopped like a toddler hit it with a chainsaw.
My cousin paid for a fancy haircut and got it cut like a dog chewed it. It was a nightmare.
I got my hair cut at a tiny salon and it looked like a chainsaw had a party in my head.