hair doula

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A lady who knows all about hair and uses that knowledge to help others look good, even if they act like they don’t need it. She’s like a hair therapist, but with more attitude and less sympathy.
My hair doula told me my curls were 'sassy' and I should ‘embrace the chaos.’ I now have a $500 hair appointment and a headache.
She said my hair was 'a disaster waiting to happen.' I took that as a compliment.
I asked for help with my split ends. She said I was ‘a walking bad hair day.’ I left with a trim and a new nickname.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A woman who knows more about your hair than your ex. She helps you achieve your hair goals, even if you’re too lazy to follow the instructions.
My hair doula said my hair was ‘a mess of bad decisions.’ I took that as a compliment and bought her a latte.
She said I needed a ‘hair detox’ because I used ‘too many products.’ I now have a $200 hair mask and a new enemy.
She told me I had ‘the potential to be a legend.’ I now think she’s lying and I’m still ugly.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A woman who gives you hair advice like it’s her job, and it kind of is. She helps you with your hair, even if you’re too stubborn to listen.
My hair doula told me I looked like ‘a raccoon who got into a hair dryer.’ I now have a $150 hair treatment and a new nickname.
She said my hair was ‘a work in progress’ and I should ‘embrace the struggle.’ I now have a new hair routine and a new headache.
She told me I had ‘the hair of a goddess.’ I now think she’s high and I still need a haircut.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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