hair doula
A lady who knows all about hair and uses that knowledge to help others look good, even if they act like they don’t need it. She’s like a hair therapist, but with more attitude and less sympathy.
My hair doula told me my curls were 'sassy' and I should ‘embrace the chaos.’ I now have a $500 hair appointment and a headache.
She said my hair was 'a disaster waiting to happen.' I took that as a compliment.
I asked for help with my split ends. She said I was ‘a walking bad hair day.’ I left with a trim and a new nickname.