hair doula
A woman who gives you hair advice like it’s her job, and it kind of is. She helps you with your hair, even if you’re too stubborn to listen.
My hair doula told me I looked like ‘a raccoon who got into a hair dryer.’ I now have a $150 hair treatment and a new nickname.
She said my hair was ‘a work in progress’ and I should ‘embrace the struggle.’ I now have a new hair routine and a new headache.
She told me I had ‘the hair of a goddess.’ I now think she’s high and I still need a haircut.