Hair-Dependent

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A person who looks like a hot mess but somehow still gets noticed because of their hair. Their face is like a broken toaster and their body is like a pizza that’s been stepped on. But their hair? That’s the only thing that saves them from being completely ignored.
My ex had the hair of a goddess and the face of a raccoon.
She walks in a room and everyone stares at her hair, like it’s the main event.
He has the body of a gym sock but the hair of a rock star.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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They don’t care about anything else except their hair. Their face is like a bad drawing and their body is like a bag of bricks. But their hair? That’s the only thing that matters.
He spends three hours on his hair and five minutes on his face.
Her hair is so good, it makes up for her ugly nose and fat arms.
He showed up to the party with a perfect hairdo and a face like a used tissue.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You can’t even look at their face or body because their hair is so good. It’s like a giant neon sign that says, 'Look at me, I’m hot!' But their face is like a horror movie and their body is like a broken chair.
Her hair is perfect, her face is a disaster, and her body is like a couch that’s been sat on by ten people.
He has the hair of a king and the face of a clown.
She looks like a princess in her hair, but the rest of her is like a dumpster fire.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Their hair is so good, you forget they’re even ugly. But then you look closer and realize their face is like a melted candle and their body is like a deflated balloon.
His hair is a masterpiece, his face is a mess, and his body is like a deflated piñata.
She walks in and everyone thinks she’s hot, but then they see her face and realize they were wrong.
He’s the guy who looks good from a distance but turns into a monster up close.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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They’re like a superhero with hair, but the rest of them is like a sidekick who’s completely useless. Their hair is so good, it could win an award, but their face and body are like two bad pizzas.
Her hair is the star of the show, her face is the background music, and her body is the audience.
He’s got the hair of a rock star and the body of a couch.
She looks like a queen when she’s wearing her hair, but the rest of her is like a sad side dish.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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