Hair-Dependent
A person who looks like a hot mess but somehow still gets noticed because of their hair. Their face is like a broken toaster and their body is like a pizza that’s been stepped on. But their hair? That’s the only thing that saves them from being completely ignored.
My ex had the hair of a goddess and the face of a raccoon.
She walks in a room and everyone stares at her hair, like it’s the main event.
He has the body of a gym sock but the hair of a rock star.