Hair-Dependent
They’re like a superhero with hair, but the rest of them is like a sidekick who’s completely useless. Their hair is so good, it could win an award, but their face and body are like two bad pizzas.
Her hair is the star of the show, her face is the background music, and her body is the audience.
He’s got the hair of a rock star and the body of a couch.
She looks like a queen when she’s wearing her hair, but the rest of her is like a sad side dish.