Hair-Dependent
Their hair is so good, you forget they’re even ugly. But then you look closer and realize their face is like a melted candle and their body is like a deflated balloon.
His hair is a masterpiece, his face is a mess, and his body is like a deflated piñata.
She walks in and everyone thinks she’s hot, but then they see her face and realize they were wrong.
He’s the guy who looks good from a distance but turns into a monster up close.