Hair Compensation Syndrome

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When a balding guy tries to hide his秃头 by growing wild hair on the sides or growing a stupid beard or goatee, like they’re trying to trick their grandma.
My uncle has a mustache so big it looks like a raccoon is living on my face.
My boss grew a goatee so thick it’s like he’s trying to start a war with his chin.
My cousin’s sideburns are so long they could be used as a noose.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A balding person who grows sideburns, beards, or goatees to distract people from their bald spot, like they’re trying to fool a kid.
My dad has a beard so messy it looks like a dog rolled in a trash can.
My neighbor’s goatee is so long it’s trying to take over his face.
My brother’s sideburns are so thick they could be used as a curtain.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a guy starts losing hair and tries to hide it with wild sideburns or a stupid beard, like he’s trying to cover up his mistake.
My uncle’s mustache is so huge it looks like he’s trying to start a fight with his face.
My mom’s dad had a goatee so long it looked like it was trying to escape.
My friend’s sideburns are so long they could be used as a ladder.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A balding person who grows ridiculous sideburns, beards, or goatees to cover up their bald spot, like they’re trying to pretend they’re not bald.
My dad’s beard is so wild it looks like a forest grew on his face.
My brother’s goatee is so thick it’s like a wall.
My uncle’s sideburns are so long they could be used as a rope.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a guy who is going bald grows wild hair on the sides or a stupid beard, like they’re trying to cover up their bald spot with a lie.
My neighbor’s mustache is so big it looks like a bear climbed on his face.
My mom’s dad had a goatee so long it looked like it was trying to run away.
My friend’s sideburns are so thick they could be used as a net.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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