Hair Compensation Syndrome
When a guy who is going bald grows wild hair on the sides or a stupid beard, like they’re trying to cover up their bald spot with a lie.
My neighbor’s mustache is so big it looks like a bear climbed on his face.
My mom’s dad had a goatee so long it looked like it was trying to run away.
My friend’s sideburns are so thick they could be used as a net.