Hair Casserole

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A messy pile of hairs that looks like a hairball vomit from a cat who’s been sniffing your bunghole all winter.
My uncle’s hair casserole is so bad, I think he’s been eating my aunt’s bunghole for breakfast.
That hair casserole is so thick, it’s like a curtain between me and my sister’s bunghole.
My hair casserole is so bad, I think my dog’s been licking my bunghole instead of my face.
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A bunch of hairs stuck to your gaper like a rug made of pubic hair that’s been dragged through a bunghole.
My hair casserole is so bad, my neighbor thinks I’m growing hair out of my bunghole.
My cousin’s hair casserole is so bad, it’s like a hairball that’s been dipped in bunghole juice.
My hair casserole is so bad, I think I’ve been using my bunghole as a hair dryer.
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A hair casserole is when your hairs look like they’ve been dragged out of your bunghole and stuck to your gaper like a bad beard.
My hair casserole is so bad, I think my bunghole is trying to take over my face.
My brother’s hair casserole is so bad, his gaper looks like a hairball burp.
My hair casserole is so bad, I think I’ve been using my bunghole as a hairbrush.
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