Hair Casserole
A messy pile of hairs that looks like a hairball vomit from a cat who’s been sniffing your bunghole all winter.
My uncle’s hair casserole is so bad, I think he’s been eating my aunt’s bunghole for breakfast.
That hair casserole is so thick, it’s like a curtain between me and my sister’s bunghole.
My hair casserole is so bad, I think my dog’s been licking my bunghole instead of my face.