Hair Casserole
A hair casserole is when your hairs look like they’ve been dragged out of your bunghole and stuck to your gaper like a bad beard.
My hair casserole is so bad, I think my bunghole is trying to take over my face.
My brother’s hair casserole is so bad, his gaper looks like a hairball burp.
My hair casserole is so bad, I think I’ve been using my bunghole as a hairbrush.