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This goddamn monster, this evil piece of trash, will leak your location to the mob if you even look at him wrong. He’ll hack the military, steal the nukes, and blow your continent to pieces. And yeah, he eats babies for fun.
I tried to flirt with Hailthedarksun and now the mob’s after me.
He hacked my school’s database and turned my math teacher into a nuclear target.
He ate my little brother’s face for no reason.